Sunday, November 15, 2009

minhaz

hello every body

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  1. hrllo everybody i am minhaz starting from today

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  2. Mallika 2 CHEMIST=Apke Paas 12" k C0ND0M he? CHEMIST=Ya Madam kitne du? MALLIKA=Abhi nhi Isko koi Kharidne Aye to Mujhe calL krna

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  3. 1 ladki jungle se ja rahi thi,achanak samne se chita aa gaya. cheeta-open UR BRA Girl-why? Cheeta-tv nahi dekhti kya CHEETA BHI PITA HAI

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  4. Judge: Why do you want a divorce? Husband: She does not satisfy me in bed. Judge: Is it correct? Wife: Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isike hi nakhr

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  5. Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap report? Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

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  6. A student was askd to 2 write a signboard 4 traffic rules near d clg campus he wrote "Drive Carefully! Don't KILL the student Wait 4 d profeso

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  7. girls are killin lyf wen they cheat boys in love but boys r giving new life (baby) wen they cheat the gals moral: boys ve a kind heart

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  8. Dogs were Doing Sex BOY=Papa Ye kya H? PAPA=1 Kutta Dusre ka Sahara Le k Chal Raha He BOY=Ajib Kalyug H Jisko Sahara De wahi GAND Marta he


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    Posted by garuda in Category Naughty Sms (See More) 05-11-2009
    Wen do girls get Full Marks, Boys fail in Practicals? Answr: Wen they both Keep d First Buttons of their SHIRT Open in front of d External!

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